I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
scandinavia
Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.