I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
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