Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
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(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you ready for Hallowe’en? No guts, no gory.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What Yoda said when Jerry Maguire told him a joke:
“Shows me the pun, he.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
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