I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
Florists work for peonies.
The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.