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Puns tagged ‘flowers’:

10/13/16

What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

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10/07/16

How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

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01/20/15

Florists work for peonies.

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01/18/14

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/08/13

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/26/10

The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/12/05
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/29/04

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!

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