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Puns tagged ‘flowers’:

01/18/14

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

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05/08/13

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

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05/26/10

The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.

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03/12/05
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
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12/29/04

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!

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