Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Florists work for peonies.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
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