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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘flowers’:

10/13/16

What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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10/07/16

How old is a flower? I can’t tell. Is it adult orchid?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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04/02/16

Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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01/20/15

Florists work for peonies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/18/14

I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/08/13

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/26/10

The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/12/05
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/29/04

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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