A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
transportation
A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!


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