Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The pirate with a parrot had a real chirp on his shoulder.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
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Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
- How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
- OOP I did it again.
- Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
- You never Bohr me.
- I could go for a jolly rogering
- BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots.
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