The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.
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Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.

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