Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
occupations
When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.
Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
Does a florist who goes bankrupt get a vasectomy?
The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres.