By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
occupations
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
A window courier delivers nothing but pane.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?
When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?

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