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Puns tagged ‘punctuality’:

08/21/13

The dominatrix was strict about punctuality. After an hour she would say, “Sorry, tie me up.”

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10/12/12

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

 

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