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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘paranoia’:

05/20/17

I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.

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07/22/15

When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.

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