Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
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(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
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Dear Pun Gents, I am setting up a residential lettings agency and would like a memorable business name. Help! ~Mitzy, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- EasyLease
- Prop Hotty
- Rent & Simply [Ren & Stimpy]
- Live and Let
- The Live and Let Guys
- Doctor House
- Maison D’Etre
- Anacondo
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...SUN THING SPECIAL
Dear Pun Gents, we need a beach house name in Kure (pronounced ‘curry’) Beach, North Carolina. Owners in medical field, house aqua-colored. Looking for something clever but not pretentious or dirty. Â “A Shore Cure” or Seas the Day? Can’t we do better? ~Carrie, Raleigh, NC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Don’t Kure, Beach Happy
- Carolina on the Beach
- Sun Thing Special
- Kure Patience
- Aquazy House
- Sand from Heaven
- Smile and Wave
- Kure-B Your Enthusiasm
- Perfect Tans
- Tidyllic
- Tidal Pleasures
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