Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.