Puns tagged ‘landscaping’:
05/06/13
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...08/18/11
I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/15/11
Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/22/10
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.” (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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