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Puns tagged ‘landscaping’:

05/06/13

Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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08/18/11

I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/15/11

Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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10/22/10

After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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