After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.
Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.