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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘landscaping’:

05/06/13

Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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08/18/11

I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/15/11

Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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10/22/10

After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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