If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
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(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you’re too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
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