Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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