Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
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Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?


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