A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
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