How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Santa puns really sleigh me.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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