William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
myth and legend
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.
Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?
PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Plague it Again, Sam
- On a Fluting Spree
- Rattaboy!
- The Verminator
- He Just Rodent To Town…
- Now Appearing on Kids Row