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08/13/2019

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

04/08/2013

PunGents.com has proven the existence of unicorns! People are always telling us, “Unicorniest guys I know.”

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

12/07/2012

Does O,din get upset about the noise in Valhalla?

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

12/31/201012/26/2010

My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

11/26/2010

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Plague it Again, Sam
On a Fluting Spree
Rattaboy!
The Verminator
He Just Rodent To Town…
Now Appearing on Kids Row

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)