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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘t-shirts’:


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05/01/13

FOOS RUSH IN

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I Pity the Foos
  2. Foos Rush In
  3. Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
  4. Angle Phile
  5. Hot Rods
  6. The Angle of Death
  7. Charlie’s Angles
  8. Wristocrats
  9. G.RIP
  10. Goaligula
  11. What the Fake
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01/12/12

IT’S HEART WORK

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation.¬† Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ticker tape parade
  2. Get your heart on
  3. Exercise makes you heartier
  4. Exercise: a hearty meal
  5. It’s heart work
  6. You aorta know
  7. Cardi animals
  8. Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
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