Did you hear about the epileptic jiggle-o? He was seized as a prostitute, after cruising the spaz scene. I say it’s no one else’s business though: ‘twitch his own.
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I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
Hear about the castrated pimp, aka the Headless Whoresman?
Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
The gigolo became a horologist because he liked big clocks.
Latest request: Shakespeare-themed wedding puns!
How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
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