Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
business
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.


