Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
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If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’