I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
drinking
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!

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