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HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
  2. Kids in the LOL
  3. Paper View Channel
  4. Youth Tube
  5. Rag Against the Machine
  6. Social Median, Mean and Mode
  7. Infiniteens
  8. Go Ogle It
  9. Readerected
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