Can you help me find a Chinese milkman? I’m in a bit of a Quan dairy.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s Norway Ice Scand Finnish this Danish: It tastes too Swede!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m hooked on soft drinks. I have a coke can addiction.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Craving peppers? You habanero-minded view.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
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