Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
food and drink
Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
Apples were very expensive in ancient Rome. Worst of all in Pomme-pay.
Quality of pub food is measured by which instrument? A barroom eater
Being Scottish is an addiction. It’s quite haggis-forming.
I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.