I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
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(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
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