What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...SLY POLAR
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a team name for my daughter’s Polar Bear Plunge team for the Special Olympics. ~Tracy, Sykseville, MD
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bear Bottoms
- Hungry Hungry Hypos
- Plungevity
- Gimme One Freezin’
- Snowlympians
- Golden Coldies
- Froze before Toes
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
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