When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
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