Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who shovel snow deserve a plows!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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