When the weather’s sticky in summer I feel glue-me.
the weather
Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.