Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.