50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
current events
Trouble getting a visa? A MEXican can sympathize.
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
Mountaineers got really confused during the Why-K2 Crisis.
The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.
U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.


