When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
current events
In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Trouble getting a visa? A MEXican can sympathize.
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.