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02/05/2024

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

12/25/2023

The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

12/09/2023

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/27/2023

Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

09/02/2023

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/22/2023

Palin spent $150,000 on campaign outfits?

If she keeps that up, she certainly won’t clothes The Gap.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

04/26/2023

What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/09/2023

The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

12/18/2022

All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/30/2022

The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.

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