The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Did the CEO of General Motors just wake up one day and say, “G, M broke!”?
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
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