A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
current events
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
STATE OF THE PUN-ION
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The President really dropped Obama last night.
- There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
- He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
- Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
- He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
- Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?
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CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH
Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He’s had another stroke.
- Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
- He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
- When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
- John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
- He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
- Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.
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RETURN TO SENATOR
Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Health care reform suffers Brown-out
- Obama does penance in Mass.
- Insure-ection!
- They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
- Massa-chooses-shit
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