Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- He’s had another stroke.
- Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
- He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
- When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
- John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
- He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
- Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.
HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.