Pun of the Day

The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a <strong>sod-off </strong>shotgun to settle a <strong>lawn-standing turf war</strong> – he wanted <strong>mow money</strong>. After his arrest he was denied <strong>bale</strong>.

01/08/2025 The Pun Gents

The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.

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