You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The future of farming? Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
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