Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.
p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here.
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