Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
farming
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!



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