Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...THE FINNISH LIONS
Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Radiators
- Surround Sneakers
- The Run of the Litter
- Express Male
- I Would Run 5000 Metres
- A Legged Incompetence
- The Finnish Lions
- Two teen our own horns
- Two Sons in Arizona
- The Feeting of the 5000
- Trio Huggers
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Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
- I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
- You really vowed the crowd.
- Set the lovin to high.
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