My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
family
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
THE FINNISH LIONS
- Radiators
- Surround Sneakers
- The Run of the Litter
- Express Male
- I Would Run 5000 Metres
- A Legged Incompetence
- The Finnish Lions
- Two teen our own horns
- Two Sons in Arizona
- The Feeting of the 5000
- Trio Huggers
RECEIVING LINES
Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
- I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
- You really vowed the crowd.
- Set the lovin to high.