When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My grandma always gives me the benefit of the dote.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
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