The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Does boxing cause concussions? The evidence is spars.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can no longer see my refrigerator. I’ve gone cooler blind.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...TORAH HOLE IN HER
Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Die! Abbey Tic
- Hebrewno Mars
- Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
- Izzy Rails (Israel)
- Is Rolly
- Queen Insulina
- Jeru Slam!
- Ruth lass
- Blood Sugar Baby
- The Glucagoner
- Shiva-lry is dead
- Shiva LeBoeuf
- Little Prick
- Finger Pricking Good
- Synagogue Reflex
- Torah Hole in Her
- Type 2 Killer
- Judge Dreidel
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...IT’S HEART WORK
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a child actor is a medical syndrome, specifically, a cute condition.
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