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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘vision’:

07/11/17

Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.

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03/25/15

What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.

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12/11/10

Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.

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10/03/10

It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.

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