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Puns tagged ‘optometry’:

02/22/11

CORNEA JOKES

Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This Ball is Ophthal Wall
  2. Tropical Eye Lens Theme
  3. Under the See
  4. Naughty Pupils
  5. Myopium
  6. A Blinkin’
  7. Dilate M for Murder
  8. The Glauc of the Irish
  9. Smooth Lacrimals
  10. Lasik Sunday
  11. Macula Conception
  12. Nystag Party
  13. Vitreous is Sweet
  14. Get in the Zonule

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12/11/10

Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.

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07/01/10

Optometry is a competitive field. Many practitioners feel pressured to take stareoids.

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