When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt forĀ ballet parking?
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CORNEA JOKES
Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This Ball is Ophthal Wall
- Tropical Eye Lens Theme
- Under the See
- Naughty Pupils
- Myopium
- A Blinkin’
- Dilate M for Murder
- The Glauc of the Irish
- Smooth Lacrimals
- Lasik Sunday
- Macula Conception
- Nystag Party
- Vitreous is Sweet
- Get in the Zonule