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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

04/17/17

Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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03/30/17

What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/28/17

I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.

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03/23/17

Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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03/20/17

People who lose control of their buttocks tend to squander their ass sets.

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02/28/17

My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.

As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/11/17

A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/10/17

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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02/07/17

Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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02/06/17

Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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