We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
anatomy
One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“

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