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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

07/11/17

Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.

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06/02/17

Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.

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05/31/17

Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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05/27/17

For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.

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05/24/17

The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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05/15/17

My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

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05/08/17

Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.

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04/28/17

Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

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04/17/17

Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.

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03/30/17

What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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