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Puns tagged ‘anatomy’:

02/03/17

The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.

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01/31/17

Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.

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01/28/17

Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.

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12/22/16

After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.

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12/16/16

Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

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12/14/16

The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.

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12/06/16

I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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11/25/16

When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.

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11/17/16

Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind

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10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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