Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
anatomy
Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
Which country has the most women? The China.
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.


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