One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.

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NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!

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