Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.