Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
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Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.

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