Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
anatomy
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.

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