Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
anatomy
A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
When I do karate kicks I am a force toe be reckoned with.
Cannibals like to de leg ate.
Do hermaphrodites check their shemail?
Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind


