If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
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Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
If you want to get into the female genital piercing business, now is the time to stake your clam.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.