I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
anatomy
An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
They say Marilyn Monroe had a photographic mammary.
I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.
It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…