After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
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