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Jesus
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”


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