When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
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Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.