Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!