Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
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Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had theĀ 12 app puzzles?
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’