Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
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What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

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