Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!