The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
Jesus
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
SAVIOUR THE DATE!
Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- My How He’s Groom!
- J.C. and the Pious Cats
- Saviour the Date!
Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.