When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
hell
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Hell is soular powered.
If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.


