If we want hell to freeze over, it will require plenty of cool aberration.
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Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.